'Guns-n-Hoses' Charity Basketball Game is this Friday

The fourth annual "Guns-n-Hoses" charity basketball game between Webster County Law Enforcement (the "Guns") and the Webster Springs Fire Department (the "Hoses") is scheduled for Friday, March 22 at the Webster Springs Elementary School gym with tip off at 7:00 p.m., and doors opening to the public at 6:00 p.m.

The game has been a very successful annual fund raising event. The annual games have raised thousands of dollars which have been used to help pay for improvements and other needs for the Webster Springs Elementary Athletic Department.  The event also features a 3-point shootout and 50-50 drawing.

The law enforcement team will be appearing with a new “coach” this year.  Deputy Rick Clayton, who suffered a hand injury while on duty, is sidelined for the game and will be acting as the coach.  Rumor has it that Clayton may be faking the injury because he’s been overheard recently saying he would do just about anything to be the coach.

Richard Rose, of the "Hoses" team, has been working hard on his double-dribble and, according to  a confidential source, now has it perfected. The source went on to say “Rose’s hard work has paid off. He can definitely double-dribble with the best of them. Watching him play ball is like watching a dancer with two left feet.  He’s all over the place.”

The "Guns" have won the first three games of this annual event. Former "Hoses" coach Donnie McCourt (who may not be available to coach this year) informed the Commentator that in accordance with his department's mutual aid agreement with the Cowen Fire Department, the "Hoses" will feature two new players this year, who were recently made honorary volunteer firemen with the Cowen Department. Although McCourt would not disclose the identity of the two new players, the Commentator has received information that the two new players may be none other than Highlander basketball standouts Brett Morris and Hunter Given. McCourt said that he is sick and tired of the "Guns" adding ringers to their lineup "so it's about time we had a few of our own."

As always, a large crowd is expected so come early and get a good seat. The "Guns" will once again be wearing blue and the "Hoses" will be wearing red, so proudly wear your favorite teams’ colors to show your support.